Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Naked Maid Makes Off With Vacationing Wife's Jewels




A Florida man got more than he bargained for after a nude maid he'd hired cleaned out $40,000 of his wife's jewelry.

The man hired a naked maid off the internet; she charged a $100 an hour to strip down and clean his house in the buff. Somehow she managed to clean out the man's wife's jewelry while the Missus was on holiday.

According to the St. Petersburg Times, the man claims the naked maid was alone in the bedroom for "a short while".

Naked Dan the Handyman

We did some research in the Tampa area and found another "nude" cleaner and butler, Naked Dan the Handyman.

Naked Dan advertises he's also a naked notary-model-bartender-Entertainer-Male stripper and, believe it or not, a naked handyman.

The suspect in the naked jewelry heist is described as a white female between the ages of 21-24. Obviously the man was unable to give any other type of description other than she was nude and between 21 and 24. Since she charged $100 an hour we figure she owes him another 39,999 hours for "services rendered".

By LBG

Source - Naked Dan the Handyman
Source - St. Petersburg Times - Nude Maid Cleans Cheval House, including the jewelry

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Image - Maid

Eight Videos: Machine Gun Shoot at Cheyenne Wells CO



Eight short videos from the Cheyenne Wells (CO) VFD Machine Gun Shoot, May 2-3-4 2008. Courtesy of RidesAPaleHorse.




"Gettin' there/A walk down the firing line - Part one




"Gettin' there/A walk down the firing line - Part Two






"Reactive Targets"




The Big Bang!



M-134 MiniGun



Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...Too!





MG-42



The Mad Minute



by RidesAPaleHorse
image/videos: RAPH

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Illegal Immigration and the Jobs Americans Will Not Do




The jobs Americans won't do.

This was a prime reason for the non-enforcement of America's immigration and border. The entire sentence should have been, "The jobs Americans won't do for less."

At one time, it was a staple of the Wall Street Journal editorial page, usually a bastion of right thinking in a sea of Mainstream Media flapdoodle. The Journal could have struck a stand that encompassed both it's pro-business interest and it's normal adherence to conservative principles.

But in the case of illegal immigration, the WSJ threw in with the Democrats and RINOs. That's one reason the WSJ no longer speaks for conservatives on this particular issue. The Journal's illegal immigration pieces could easily have written by Time, Newsweek or any other dying, discredited left-leaning rag.

Sad.

Jobs Americans Won’t Do?

Or jobs Americans can’t get hired for?

Or jobs Americans won't do for less?

That's the subject(s) of this week's Blogs4Borders blogburst video.



A government which asks its citizens to sacrifice in the name of "homeland security", while at the same time, does not enforce border security, is suffering from a disconnect with the ultimate political reality.

Hinting that Americans are lazy or greedy--"the jobs Americans won't do--is a poor substitute for enforcing the border laws.

by Mondoreb
image: dbkp
Source: Blogs4Borders! 052608

Global Warming: A Religion Lefties Can Believe In

Crocodile Tears and Cow Flatulence
by Nancy Morgan
Right Bias



Our government is jumping aboard the global warming bandwagon in a big way. Ignoring any facts to the contrary, they continue to fuel a juggernaut that will result in more government, more taxes, more 'crises' and more useful idiots.

Even Republicans are on board, with John McCain turning green with a twist guaranteed to garner liberal votes. He's proposed a 'cap and trade' system (called redistribution of wealth) to help battle climate change. It used to be only liberals who had the hubris to think man can control climate.

Meanwhile, Democrats are crying crocodile tears as more Americans are paying more and more money for gas. And more and more poverty stricken countries are seeing food riots and starvation as a direct result of Democrats latest solution (ethanol mandates) to this faux crisis.

As Democrats gin up phony outrage at the designated villain, the evil oil companies, behind the scenes they are actively working to prolong this situation. The Senate just rejected a plan that calls for opening the Alaska Wildlife refuge and some offshore waters to oil development. A solution that, if not vetoed by Bill Clinton back in 1995, would now be supplying Americans with 1 billion barrels of oil a day. The Democrats instead, rely on ethanol mandates, even though it takes 1.25 gallons of gas to produce 1 gallon of ethanol.

Helping these Democrats along are their friends in the Interior Department, who just designated the polar bear as a threatened species because of the supposedly declining Arctic sea ice. Caused by, you guessed it - global warming. Now Democrats have moral cover for voting to keep vast areas of America's oil off limits to drilling. Very cool. As long as no one finds out that the polar bear population has actually tripled since 1960. Or that, while some Arctic ice is melting as it has been for centuries, other Arctic glaciers are expanding.

The Democrats got yet another reason to high-five each other. The Environment and Public Works Committee just voted out 'cap and trade' legislation that is expected to reach the House floor in a couple weeks. This bit of legislation, according to the EPA, will increase the cost of gas by $1.50 a gallon.

All this recent legislation will dramatically increase the already astronomical prices Americans are paying at the pump. This is the Democrat solution. And it is a solution. A perfect solution designed to make Americans more dependant on government. A solution designed to keep greedy citizens from buying SUVs. A solution that vests in government increasing power to legislate how we live, what we drive, what we eat and how and when we procreate.



These Democrat solutions have the added benefit of keeping alive the windfall taxes the government receives on each gallon of gasoline sold. As our elected officials propose a 'windfall tax' on oil companies to punish them for making a profit, the government is reaping three times the windfall profits they demonize the oil companies for.

We're talking mucho money flowing into government coffers. Money that Dems can use to fund ever more social engineering programs designed to alter our behavior to their specifications.

Another measure designed to prolong and extend the 'oil' crisis has just finished working its way though Congress. The Senate voted overwhelmingly to approve a five-year, $307 billion farm bill, despite a veto threat by Bush. Said farm bill, besides containing a few tons of pork, also retains the enormous subsidies paid to farmers not to grow food. Some farmers are actually foregoing these handouts as the market is now offering them more money to produce than our government is paying them to not produce.

Democrats will soon be jumping on the coming 'food crisis' with joy. They will demand even more control over the economy in order to save starving people. They will call on Americans to sacrifice (code word for more taxes) as a moral imperative. After all, people are dying. The government will be there to help. The fact that they are the ones that caused the crisis will again be ignored.

America is not alone in this gigantic scam. Other countries wholeheartedly endorse global warming. What better way to undermine the U.S., to say nothing of the massive proposed 'redistribution of wealth'. Global warming is the perfect excuse to legislate everything from population control, to obese people, (who are said to be causing the global warming crisis), to...well, just about anything a government wants to do. Any issue, any legislation can now be steamrolled to fruition under the wide umbrella of 'global warming.' Pretty neat, huh?

Just last week, Estonia farmers received a tax notice for methane emissions on their cattle. Yup. Estonia is now taxing cow farts in order to save Mother Earth. In way of context, Chile's Caiten Volcano recently released a gigantic cloud of emissions composed of steam, ash, smoke, and various gases whose estimated amount equals to one trillion cow farts. Just try taxing that.

With God being phased out of the public square, many Americans are left searching for higher meaning. The Democrats have provided them a perfect solution. Faith in Mother Earth as a religion. Faith that doesn't require facts. Faith that relies exclusively on whatever information elites decide to foist on a gullible public. Faith that willfully disregards the growing evidence that the earth started cooling ten years ago. Faith that labels as apostasy any facts that don't align with majority opinion (as defined by Democrats).

Guys, we're in trouble. The only solution I can see is massive doses of sunshine. Either that or start taxing the hot air issuing forth from 'elites' anxious to undermine our country for their own political ends.



by Nancy Morgan

Nancy Morgan is a columnist and a news editor for RightBias.com
She lives in South Carolina, where she writes "Culture Watch" weekly, as well as other articles.

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Monday, May 26, 2008

Jimmy Carter's Magical Misery Tour: Gaza, the EU and the USA

Beep! Beep! Come on, Jimmy! Time to go!



Jimmy Carter continues his brave but losing battle against diarrhea of the mouth.

Carter, ex-president, continued his nearly 3-decades-long "Crusade to Be Relevant" by calling for the European Union to break with the U.S. over Jimmy's Kids, the Palestinians.


Britain and other European governments should break from the US over the international embargo on Gaza, former US president Jimmy Carter told the Guardian yesterday. Carter, visiting the Welsh border town of Hay for the Guardian literary festival, described the EU's position on the Israeli-Palestinian dispute as "supine" and its failure to criticise the Israeli blockade of Gaza as "embarrassing".

Referring to the possibility of Europe breaking with the US in an interview with the Guardian, he said: "Why not? They're not our vassals. They occupy an equal position with the US."


Carter is no more relevant today than 30 years ago. To recount the blunderful Carter years would keep one busy for months--even if Jimmy suddenly went deaf, dumb and blind.

So, we turned to one of the best.

Click on image to enlarge (from Political Party Poop)



“When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.”
--Jimmy Carter, Glorious Ex-president

To which Snoop--of Political Party Poop--replied, "Jimmy Carter Yup, that’s what he said. The dictator “speaks for all the people.”






By now, Jimmy Carter knows that the only time he garners any press coverage is when he's either bashing the U.S., shilling for his paid clients, the Palestinians, or making some outrageously-dumbass statement.

By his above statements, he's gone 3-for-3.

Demonstrating an effectiveness never demonstrated in that four-year cycle of despair, gloom and slapstick known as the "Carter Years."

by Mondoreb

Sourceimages:
* Carter urges 'supine' Europe to break with US over Gaza blockade
* Stupid x-presidents
* Retarded x-presidents...
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Memorial Day Blessings and Britain's Boy Boobs

CULTURE WATCH, Volume 16
by Nancy Morgan
Right Bias



This weekend, the country mourns our fallen soldiers. Without them its very possible our lives would mirror those poor souls in Burma, or worse. Thank God for our country, our soldiers and our way of life. I count my blessings every day. Unfortunately, there are those that don't appreciate how very blessed we are to live in the greatest country in the world.

I'm referring to the liberal media. A resounding Shame On Them for their continuing refusal to inform the American people of the progress our soldiers and the Iraqi people are bringing about in Iraq. Just because they don't report it doesn't mean there isn't plenty of:

GOOD NEWS:

Just released military figures show that violence in Iraq has fallen to its lowest level in more than four years.

Iraqi soldiers have been successful in dismantling al-Qaeda's network in Mosul, which was regarded by the U.S. as the jihadists' last urban bastion. The U.S. ambassador to Iraq just stated that al-Qaeda has never been closer to defeat. What does all this mean? It means we're winning. Which is probably why this news was buried by the old media. (all above links are to foreign newspapers)

Fox News continues to defy the old media. As a result, for the first time, Fox network has finished the season as the most-watched network overall, with its 11.1 million viewers beating out traditional leader CBS, who logged only 10.5 million. I'm smiling.

More good news in the 'unintended consequences' file. Afghan farmers are capitalising on soaring food costs by planting wheat instead of poppy crops. A fall in heroin prices is further fuelling the switch. Looks like the market is succeeding where governments have failed.

Our neighbors in Canada are finally set to deport in June the first of possibly hundreds of American soldiers who deserted and fled to Canada in order to avoid military service in Iraq. Good deal.

Florida Governor Charlie Crist has just signed a bill aimed at providing low-cost health coverage to the uninsured by allowing the sale of stripped down insurance policies. Baby steps, Baby steps. In South Carolina, a high school principal has resigned on principle. He chose to quit rather than continue at Irmo High following a demand to launch a student club to promote homosexuality.



31,000 scientists have stepped up, including more than 9,000 PhD's, and signed a petition rejecting the global warming agenda. This didn't faze San Francisco. Their Quality Management District is set to vote in an unprecedented business 'pollution' tax in a "move meant to help slow global warming." My butt.

GOVERNMENT AT WORK:

The U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit has upheld a ruling that paper money discriminates against the blind.

485 U.S. cities have increased their sales tax rate in 2007, representing the largest annual expansion in the last four years. California is considering a 25% tax on pornography in order to solve their budget shortfall and Mass. Governor Deval Patrick has hiked his office budget by 80% in order to fund new staff positions like "Director of Grassroots Governance" and pump millions into an extravagant "civic engagement" program.

Even my former hero, Arnold has caved into big government. In Gov. Schwarzenegger's first four years, the total bill for state workers' salaries jumped by 37 percent, compared with a 5 percent increase in the preceding four years under Gov. Gray Davis. No terminator, he.

Believe it or not, Rep. Paul Kanjorski (D-Pa.) has proposed that the government establish a "Reasonable Profits Board" in which the government would decide whether or not a company's profits are 'excessive.' Words fail me.

Last but not least, the UN took time off from renovating their New York headquarters and monitoring 'racism' in the U.S., to send off 220,000 condoms to the sick and starving cyclone victims in Myanmar. Let's hear it for global governance.

CULTURE:

The Luddites are winning: High gas prices have driven a Warren County farmer and his sons to hitch their tractor to a pair of mules to gather hay from their farm. Stay tuned.

Four Hispanic families are suing St. Annes' Catholic School over a policy that requires students to speak English while at school. A new prayer book has come out which removes male descriptions of God such as King, Father and Lord. Instead, they have used 'gender neutral terms.' God.

Speaking of God, church attendance in Britain is falling so fast that the number of regular churchgoers will be fewer than those attending mosques, within a generation. Also in the UK, single women and lesbian mothers won landmark parental rights as MP's voted to remove the requirement that fertility clinics consider a child's need for a father.



Oh, and Britain is experiencing a growing problem: boy-boobs. Overweight boys with fat breasts. Not to worry, surgery is available to reduce them, thus saving the self-esteem of these little piggies. America's efforts to raise the self-esteem of kids in govenment schools has resulted in a handful of schools nationwide changing failure from 0 to 50, by giving minimum scores of 50 (instead of zero) for students who fail. I'm forced again to state the obvious: self-esteem can't be taught or granted, it must be earned.

Meanwhile, the European Court has agreed to rule on whether or not a chimpanzee should be granted human rights. I'm not making this stuff up.

ESSENTIAL TRIVIA:

The Washington Times has made each of the 58,000 names on the Vietnam Veteran's Memorial searchable, a place where you can add personal stories. Thank-you, Washington Times.

Fox News is offering two web sites that help track gas prices nationally and also find the best values near you. Thank-you Fox.

RightBias is offering a Memorial Day special. This 1 minute video shows Obama, in his own words, outlining his military policies, should he become our next president. Enough to scare your socks off.

IDIOT OF THE WEEK:

This honor goes to Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) During a grilling of oil executives by a House panel, good old Maxine threatened to nationalize the oil industry if it didn't do something about the rising prices at the pump.

Till next Monday, keep smiling.



by Nancy Morgan

Nancy Morgan is a columnist and a news editor for RightBias.com
She lives in South Carolina, where she writes "Culture Watch" weekly.

Article may be reprinted with attribution. Bio available on request.


images:
* Right Bias
* media-post
* rightvoices
Source: Culture Watch, Volume 15

Trench Reynolds: DBKP This Week in Crime, May 18-24

May 18th-24th, 2008

Trench Reynolds
I'm Trench Reynolds.

I blog about crime.



This is the DBKP Week in Crime for May 18th-24th, 2008


At craigscrimelist I posted about the reality of child prostitution on craigslist. No matter how much the deniers protest it is happening.

Over at CrimeNe.ws I've been keeping an eye on the Philly police beating and how the victims, who are also shooting suspects, are being supported by a pro-cop killing group and a lawyer who can't stay out of jail.

At News of Doom Florida widened its lead with a story about a woman who kept her adopted kids in cages. Stories like this always amaze me considering how hard it is for families to adopt in this country.

The story of the week at MyCrimeSpace was the one about the 17-year-old who posted nude pics of his 16-year-old ex on MySpace. He was warned by police to take them down and had a less than eloquent response.

At Psycho for Love I posted a story about the Nevada State Representative that stabbed her husband of 7 weeks because he embarrassed her in front of friends. I'm sure there's a 'slash the state budget' joke in there somewhere.

At Vice Tube I posed the question to Google on how can they censor the internet for a country of a billion people but can't prevent snuff videos from being posted to YouTube.

And lastly at TheTrenchcoat Chronicles I posted about a 33-year-old who conspired with a 16-year-old to commit mass murder and how there was child porn on the 33-year-old's computer. Was he really interested in school shootings or grooming his intended victim?

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That's it for this week. Until next time I'm Trench Reynolds for DBKP. And even though Memorial Day is for military it wouldn't hurt to thank a member of law enforcement either. They keep the peace at home while our troops are fighting overseas.

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